See Ya 2020, The Russet Brown Of Reston Years

2020 has been.... interesting, as Reston's starring role in a potential pandemic was supplanted by the real thing. We wore masks, and complained when people didn't! We protested! And we baked a lot of bread.... and maybe a few other things. 

One thing that hasn't changed is our commitment, here at this filthy "web log," to document what's hot and what's not as we ring in 2021 in our plastic fantastic planned community. Without further ado, let the lazy listicle trenchant analysis begin!

OUT	IN
Spreading COVID on golf courses	Spreading particleboard developments on golf courses, though hopefully no time soon?
Woonerf (RIP)	Dystopian cityscapes
Reston: The Sofa	Reston: The Underpass
Best Buy	Worst Buy
Elite grocery stores	WEGMANS, at some point
Neo-Nazi jerks	Literally ANYTHING else
Mocking Tysons	Mocking Ashburn, now and always
Celebrity sightings	BASE jumper sightings
McTacoHut (RIP)	McHouses
Jokes about RTC parking	Jokes about 420' mauvescraper
Reston: The Magazine (RIP)	Filthy "web logs," now and always

After this year, we're all graduates, though hopefully not this kind.