Straight Outta Tysons? They See Me Rollin' (In Snarled Traffic), They Hatin'

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— Mina (@maddc8) July 3, 2020

We could point out that Reston did it first (and has the video to prove it), but to be fair, having this displayed on what presumably is a clothing rack with a prominent price tag in a shopping mall is very On Brand for America's Next Great City Emerald City Paris Tysons, the end.