VY ask VY? Apartments that Sparked Reston's Consonant-Happy Trend Gets Old-Sounding New Name

VY ask VY? Apparently that's what the new owners of our favorite vowel-free apartment complex in South Reston with a parking garage camouflaged so deftly that it's practically invisible to the naked eye asked themselves, and they decided the answer was vowels. Lots of vowels, in convenient word-you-can-find-in-a-dictionary format!

Behold The Point at Rise, and yeah, we guess there's a hill there or something, since the original name of the entire development was Reston Heights, at least until some latte-holding, goatee-wearing bespectacled "brand manager" (it was the oughts, after all) suggested the name VY, which apparently is an abbreviation for "very." 

But now, RIP VY. At least the name was original, and an inspiration for everything from burger joints and vowel-curious Metro-adjacent apartments to cold plungeries. Frankly, the name "The Point at Rise" is so boring that we're falling asleep as we type this on the membrane keyboard of the Atari 400 that powers this filthy "web log" and skimming the model apartment photos. Wait, what's this? 

Computer, ENHANCE:

Luckily, the blinding 650-watt equivalent output of that hipster not-a-vintage-fan-but-a-light in the model apartment could keep even a mole rat awake enough to read the handy at-arm's-reach model apartment travel book (called "Travel Book"), the end.