Happy 2026! Back by (semi-)popular demand for the first time since 2024, here’s our (semi-)annual list of what’s out and what’s in for our plastic fantastic planned community:
OUT | IN |
Jet-age lake cooled AC | Brownouts from jet-age wiring |
Office parks becoming homes | Team huddles in the breakfast nook |
DRB citations for Mocha Mousse trim (PANTONE 17-1230) | DRB citations for Cloud Dancer trim (PANTONE 11-4201) |
"Civic plazas" (Reston Station) | "Central greens" (RTC North) |
Dark sky lighting | Blinding motel LEDs |
Planner-proposed roundabouts | Planner-proposed runarounds |
Vowel-free apartment buildings (RIP VY) | Vowel-free cold plungeries |
Boozin' at RTC | Booz Allen in RTC |
Paid parking | Gated communities |
Bears in Herndon | Karens in Loudoun |
Pedestrian bridges over Wiehle | Pedestrian bridges between office buildings |
Wondering when Taco Bell will reopen | Wondering when pools will close |
Invasive plants | Invasive developers |
Tired "web log" listicles | Wired newspaper listicles |
This post was originally published in the Reston Letter.
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