Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
Following in the footsteps of some of Reston's trendier, or at least blockier, apartment complexes, this vaguely Welsh-sounding business is currently under construction in RTC West, whatever that is. For those of us over the age of 27 and/or not goatee-adorned "brand consultants," this loosely translates to "Sweathouse" in English, and will apparently be a place where you can sit in an infrared sauna followed by a cold plunge to, wedunno, sweat all the vowels out of your system?
We've got a fever, and the only cure is more consonants!
We're old enough to have the name, like Proust's madelines, spontaneously remind us of some of our favorite TV sitcom characters:
Who among us didn't laugh along with the SWTHGZ, the end.
Thank you for the soundtrack to Welcome Back Kotter that will now be occupying my head rent free all day. Not happy about that but also that’s not the worst thing that has happened to me today. The worst thing that has happened to me today (and it’s not even 9am) is driving past the construction site at Wiehle Reston Station and nearly having my retinas burned out. Please dear Restonian cast your gaze and share your thoughts. Bring sunglasses. I feel like only you can capture the sentiment that needs to be expressed.
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