Uniformed federal agents recently delivered this postcard to Restonian World Headquarters and other Reston households, urging us to whip out the selfie sticks and share our
The helpful submission guidelines says "no additional body parts," please, but "let the story of you inspire your expression." Not sure if Reston-themed Snapchats would fit the bill, but you also need to submit a "seven-word bio."
Let's see what those seven-word bios just might look like:
I am Metal Bob, Destroyer of Woods.
Stuck on Wiehle. Stuck on Sunrise Valley.
Sport of kings, except maybe in Reston.
Get you to work, not the airport.
Come to Tall Oaks, Wegmans. Pretty please?
This space available, depending on the courts.
I was here, now I'm gone. Sad.