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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Silver Line Map Somewhat Accurately Describes Strip Malls, Malls, Bros, But Misses Opportunity to Mock McTacoHut

This fancy "judgmental map" of the Washington, D.C. Metro accurately describes the Virginia portion of the Silver Line as a wasteland cornucopia of malls, strip malls, fake malls, and bro-tastic Arlington neighborhoods featuring twentysomethings living nine-deep in $750,000 one-bedroom apartments. But for Reston? All they can come up with is a reference to our awesome gritty downtown Town Center, even though it's a zillion miles away from our (for now) one Metro stop. Even other snarky DC journo types have more accurately pinpointed the true object of ridicule within walking distance of Wiehle-Reston East: The McTacoHut.

See the full map here.

1 comment:

  1. I found this to be pretty entertaining. Not at all offended by the Reston generalizations. Would be way more offended to be at a "missed your stop" stop.


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