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Monday, August 12, 2013

Not Quite The X-Files: Mysterious Crop Circles Disrupt Bourgeois Activities on Indeterminately Zoned Property

Reston Crop Circle RN13.JPG

First there were the mysterious burn zones. Then came the strange lights and sounds. Now crop circles?

Confidential Restonian Operative "Biker Sherlock" shares these v. v. exciting photos from the Reston National Golf Course. He writes:
Unfortunately they are on the Reston National golf course on holes 13 and 14 and are probably not made by ET's cousins but more likely by mom's Camry. It seems that not everyone has gotten the memo that Caddyshackpocalypse was delayed and that the golf course is not for driving on (yet). Of course if you see people driving down the W&OD every other day, mistakes are easily made.

Reston Crop Circle RN14.JPG

There are no words. It's not the first time this has happened, either, and in a strange way, hopefully it won't be the last.


  1. In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

  2. I think the perpetrator of this "donut" is actually ahead of his time. RNGC would probably be better served as a Monster Truck venue than as just another apartment block.

  3. Just when you though the game of golf has become rather monotonous...

    Hey! Maybe we can move the Macaroni Grill there. You think anyone would notice?


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