Beware the Alan Parsons Project

Vandals armed with BB guns shot out windows of more than 75 cars in Reston and McLean last weekend.

This is a disturbing development -- just yesterday, Reston was shocked to its stucco and plaster foundations by a brazen robbery using sticks. Now Reston's criminal element has apparently upgraded to BB guns. What's next? Numchucks and ninja stars? Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads?

The mind reels.