On Soapstone, Crime Pays (in Paint)

While perusing the Face Books, somewhere between a post from someone we sat next to one time in a grade school assembly and a 1,000-word rant about a restaurant visit gone bad, we noticed that an intrepid member of the Reston Herndon Community Group posted this lovely cellular telephone photo of the Soapstone 7-11, which apparently appears to have some... inventory control issues.  But is it just toothless corporate boilerplate? Let's find out:

Unless that's a display case for some product in throwback 1980s packaging, apparently not, so be warned if you're looking for a five-finger discount on a cord of wood or a case of bottled water, the end.