You've Got Ring Around the Cluster: The Heartbreak of Drought and Dried Out Concrete

Growing up in the fab 1970s, we learned that the absolute most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to someone was to be caught in public with ring around the collar. Now, with the ongoing lack of rain, we're noting that some of our favorite water-adjacent clusters have their own unsightly stains. Oh, the humanity!

Please to be noting this SHOCKING cellular telephone photo, with the comical light fixture and its incandescent lighting hovering in the foreground as silent judge, jury, and executioner:

A little club soda will get that out!

While we keep our fingers crossed for rain, perhaps the RA could learn something from this helpful instructional video for housewives HOAs:

We don't know who the child actor relentlessly mocking their father in this ad is, but we're guessing she ended up all right, the end.