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Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Metallic Object Falls Into Lake Audubon, Presumably From Outer Space

It's not at all alarming when your favorite homeowners association interrupts your morning Twitter browsing with news that a mysterious metallic object has fallen into one of our plastic fantastic planned community's manmade lakes... and that it's resistant to being moved.

Given the headlines of the past week about mysterious flying objects, there's really only one credible explanation...

We, for one, welcome our new alien overlords, and hope they reduce our annual assessment, the end.

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