Garbage Fire Provides Unironic Metaphor for Reston's Transit-Oriented Future, Nearly As Much Gridlock

Did you happen to smell something strange, perhaps more cloying than unpleasant, whilst sitting in traffic near the Toll Road this afternoon? That was the smell of success, baby!

Quite a garbage situation. pic.twitter.com/cfnnGHHQFB

— Katherine (@scarletalphabet) September 19, 2018

It used to be only our hip urban core had the occasional garbage fire. Now with more and more development on its way, all of Reston is en fuego!

Reston is a giant parking lot pic.twitter.com/0WAGdS2yc8

— Chris McNulty (@Vaphilly624) September 19, 2018

Truer words have never been said, Chris. Truer words.