News and notes from Reston (tm).

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Garbage Fire Provides Unironic Metaphor for Reston's Transit-Oriented Future, Nearly As Much Gridlock

Did you happen to smell something strange, perhaps more cloying than unpleasant, whilst sitting in traffic near the Toll Road this afternoon? That was the smell of success, baby!

It used to be only our hip urban core had the occasional garbage fire. Now with more and more development on its way, all of Reston is en fuego!

Truer words have never been said, Chris. Truer words.

1 comment:

  1. Bonfire of the InanitiesSeptember 19, 2018 at 8:26 PM

    Reston isn't so much a giant parking lot as a giant dumpster fire in the making.


(If you don't see comments for some reason, click here).