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Monday, December 18, 2017

At RTC, A Very Special Christmas Present For Its Most Elite Visitors (Updated)

It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas at our favorite "stressful, city-like shopping center," what with the festive decorations and signs and whatnot.

Nice! Let's venture into Santa's workshop one of the aforementioned garages and see what presents the BPX elves have left for all the good little boys and girls elite midscale chain retail consumers.

Festive!

Nothing speaks to the elite spirit of the holidays quite like a festively colored immobilizer, the end.

Update: Another one bites the (v. v. elite) dust.

And another.

And yet another to ring in the new year! And the hits keep coming!

5 comments:

  1. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonDecember 28, 2017 at 11:52 AM

    With the demise of Appalachian Spring, there goes what was possibly my very last reason to ever visit RTC.

    Cue Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" for an encore.

    Cue the False Tone Group for more corporate bullshit doublespeak on behalf of Boston Properties.

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  2. The RTC body count just keeps going up and up...

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  3. And cue "Another One Bites The Dust" for an encore -- there goes M&S Seafood & Steaks!

    Way to go, Boston Properties, way to go. Maybe you should rebrand RTC as The Dead Zone to better reflect its future.

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    1. Oopsie. Seems like that was FAKE NEWS from Reston Now. Boston Properties being treated VERY UNFAIRLY. SAD!

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