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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

NSFL: Turns Out Brambleton Has *One* Amenity Reston Doesn't

Earlier this fall, we all thrilled to the v. v. exciting news that scientifically proved that Reston is exactly one better than our particleboard, Metro-curious neighbor to the west, better known as Ashburn. But it turns out that Brambleton, the extra-Ashburny planned subdivision where we've done field research in the past, now has one amenity that Reston... doesn't.

We're not radiologists, but we might get that pond area checked out at some point.

Shout out to the filthy Loudoun "web log" smutpeddlers "The Burn" for being brave enough to share the truth with the broader world. Sometimes a map is just a map, as famous cartographer Sigmund Freud once said, but we always suspected there was something weird going on back behind all those Wegmans and one-sided brick facades. Who knows, maybe behind closed doors, consenting adult Brambletonians dress up in their finest business attire and play-act granting each other excessive numbers of building permits for bland, cookie-cutter housing.

Don't believe us? See for yourself, you pervs. Sadly, Google Street View doesn't let you go into the actual "park" itself, but this is one of the closest views we could find:

Wow, that is obscene, the end.

2 comments:

  1. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonNovember 29, 2017 at 5:14 PM

    Looks like a lot of condom-iniums surround it.

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  2. I'm dying at the "particleboard, metro-curious neighbor to the west" comment.

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