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Friday, May 27, 2016

Earth-Toned Autobots, Unite! An Alternate Future Vision for Tall Oaks

Peeping tom

We've all thrilled to the CGI-laden future vision of Tall Oaks, a place where, thanks to advances in artificial intelligence, autonomous, elderly Second Life-like sims stare at walls, mourning the loss of sexist bread. But Confidential Restonian Operative "Joel" shared this photo of another possible post-singularity future for our beloved Stucco Wasteland. Behold!

Tall Oaks Autobots

We, for one, welcome our future robotic automotive overlords. Though if they are to reflect the unique character of our beloved earth-toned community, they really all ought to be Priuses (Prii?) or Ford Foci, the end.

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