Shocker: Tall Oaks Gets Exciting New Tenant

So maybe -- just maybe -- all that talk about the Tall Oaks Stucco Wasteland Village Center attracting only "crickets," not high-end retail establishments, was premature. Maybe it's too soon to abandon our beloved white elephant stucco strip mall to the dustheap of history planned real estate developments. You see, Confidential Restonian Operative "Joel" shared some v. v. exciting news: Tall Oaks has a new tenant!

Yes, you read that right. The village center that scared away indestructible franchises like 7-11 and Burger King managed to land a new tenant. Gather your family around your glowing rectangular screen of choice, because here's the EXCLUSIVE first photo:


Sigh. Guess it's time to fold up the reusable Wegman's bags and gird ourselves for the arduous journey across Baron Cameron to the Giant, the end.