Our BFFs at the Washington Post strapped one of those, whazzitcalled, GoPro cameras to one of their paperboys' bicycles and take us from the W&OD trail and across several
traffic-clogged pedestrian-friendly intersections to a tour of the plaza outside of the Wiehle Avenue Metro station's still-locked gates.
It's a magical, often bewildering journey. Fortunately, the scribes at the Post are there to explain what some of the strange sights are:
This next one doesn't really help answer our earlier question: Is this art? Like, on purpose?
Maybe they can use some of that extra tape to tie those suckers down, the end.