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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Mauve Alert: Ironic, Self-Referential Graffiti Suggests Hipster Invasion Imminent

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A Confidential Restonian Operative forwarded this shocking cellular telephone photo of graffiti spotted near Lake Anne. Unlike the subtle political undertones of recent spates of vandalism, this one provides chilling proof that hipsters, with their self-satisfied and self-aware sense of smarmy irony, have set foot in our favorite earth-toned community. It's only a matter of time before, say, the nearby bookstore looks like this:

The horror.

1 comment:

  1. Glad you cropped the sadness out of that picture of graffiti, Restonian:


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