Indecision 2013: SHOCKING Voter Suppression Unearthed at South Lakes

Forget hanging chads. Forget dead people voting. As the bellwether Virginia governor's race between whazzhisname, that creepy guy, and whazzhisname, that other creepy guy, (and also the libertarian) drew to a close, the vast political machines would stop at nothing to Subvert the Public's Will. Observe this shocking cellular telephone photo taken by Confidential Restonian Operative "Mary Anne" outside of the South Lakes High School polling place, and heed her chilling first-person account:

I wished my spousal unit included South Lakes High School on the right in the photo. But this sign was aimed the wrong way -- we immediately thought, "Aha! Voter Suppression!"

Spousal unit got out of the car and fixed the sign. 

And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.