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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Finally, a Job in Reston You Can Drive Your Ford Focus To

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Our BFFs at Patch found this Craigslist ad that suggests that Reston's employment mix is already diversifying in the light of our new economic realities. Way to go! (And remember -- the smiley-face emoticon means it's definitely not solicitation, maybe.) We don't know how to iron, but for $100 an hour, we'll learn.

On a related topic, Confidential Restonian Operative "Sean" points out that there might still be a little juice left in the strapping-bombs-to-dolphins business, so don't toss the brochure for that quality German import just yet, the end.

6 comments:

  1. Wonder if she would wax my car.

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    1. For the right price, she'll wax anything ya got.

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  2. No, the smiley face emoticon means there's a happy ending to the massage.

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  3. To be in the true spirit of Reston, the Happy Endings Tall Oaks massage parlor would have to be a co-op. All the mommies would take turns.

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    1. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonMay 23, 2013 at 6:24 PM

      Scuba -- forget the soccer moms in their minivans. Where are the cougars from Jackson's?

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  4. For a real treat, try Reston as a search item under the Personals category.

    Craigslist now is mostly just vile. Even the For Sale classifieds section is often not unlike sifting through the grocery corn bin toward the close of a summer weekend.

    This area is still pretty far from http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/societal-ills-spike-in-crisis-stricken-greece/?hp or even http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-05-23/overdue-student-loans-reach-record-as-u-s-graduates-seek-jobs.html

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