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Thursday, April 18, 2013

News You Can Use: Lucrative Career Opportunity at Reston's Signature Employer

opera.jpgWhat, with sequestration leading to fewer bomb-to-dolphin-strapping-feasability-analyst type positions in the federal contracting industry, there's been a lot of hand-wringing about the changing Northern Virginia job market and a bleak, dystopian future in which quality Teutonic imports become rarities. But fear not! Thanks to Confidential Restonian Operative "The Paper Army," we've been alerted to the Job of the Future, a job that speaks to the long-term sustainability of Reston's vibrant employment mix -- and as befits the nexus of the Dulles Technology Corridor, it was posted on Craigslist!

Macaroni Grill is now auditioning Opera Singers (Reston, VA)

- Join the Family -

As the leader in upscale Italian cuisine, Romano's Macaroni Grill offers you outstanding career growth opportunities and a dynamic environment to showcase your vocal skills while working as a host, server, busser or bartender.
Carbs and Carmen: recession-proof and sequester-proof!

Plus, we have it on good authority that if you were in this production, or even just saw it, you're a shoo-in. You're welcome!


  1. It must be really hard to belt out an aria when your face is stuffed with breadsticks.

  2. After looking at that photo of Brunhilda, all I can say is that if ain't over until the fat lady sings, you're good to go; however, if it ain't over until the phat lady sings, not so much.

  3. Reminds me how my grandfather used to prefer to watch opera on the TV with the sound all the way down. He said it was more interesting just to watch their expressions.


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