Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
Confidential Restonian Twitter Operative "Jon" used a cheap iPhone app sophisticated computer modeling to simulate the future demolition of the beloved Macaroni Grill, which will happen whenever things move forward with the surrounding Reston Spectrum redevelopment.
There are no words, only fancy YouTubes videos.
News and notes from Reston (tm).
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
On the YouTubes: Another Hellish Glimpse of Our Transit-Oriented Future
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
ReplyDeleteObama ordered SEAL Team 6 to kill Macaroni Grill.
ReplyDeleteSEAL Team 6 killed Macaroni Grill after its followers put up a defiant 40 minute firefight in the kitchen that was primarily waged by loyal busboys.
Obama took credit for killing Macaroni Grill.
A certain 'anonymous' SEAL Team 6 member that participated in the Macaroni Grill raid became angry that Obama took all the credit and only offered him and his fellow team members a $5 Have-A-Nice-Gay-Day-Chick-fil-a coupon for a job well done, so he released a classified copy of a helmet-cam recorded video of the killing of Macaroni Grill which clearly showed that there was no 40 minute firefight and that Macaroni Grill, unarmed at the time, was taken out with a terrorist RPG that was happily surrendered by one of the busboys to SEAL Team 6 because the busboy, as it turns out, was sick of Macaroni Grill and had been longing for years to desert his boring bogus wannabe socialist fake Italian employer for more exciting work at the pro-American progressive redneck Potbelly Sandwich Works at Reston Town Center.
The classified video went viral and became the basis of a documentary film about mind control CHICOM manufactured pasta that was directed by Dinesh D'Souza titled 2016: Obama's Whole Grain Pasta Vision Nightmare For America.