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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Busted!

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Oh, well. It was a good run, but it was only a matter of time until the mainstream media managed to out us -- and on the front page, no less! But how did they manage to figure out that we "prefer to hang around the house more and walk outdoors less"?

6 comments:

  1. Whew! For a minute there (by the headline, before I clicked in), I thought your cover had been blown. BTW, if there's good money to be had for revealing the truth, I might be persuaded. Care to make a counteroffer of literal hush money?

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  2. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonJuly 25, 2012 at 11:00 PM

    So, when Max was being housebroken with the old newspapers on the floor routine, was the end result of his doing wee-wee...yellow journalism?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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  3. That dog is sooo Loudoun County.

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  4. I guess you really were outed! Love your blogitude!

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  5. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonJuly 27, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    Anon 11:05 - good observation, which leads to the natural question: which dog would be sooo Reston? Or sooo any other place in Fairfax? Thoughts, anyone?

    I'll start off. Border collie in Herndon to...protect our borders, of course.

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  6. Does Eugene Delgaudio know that this homosexual dog is wearing the American flag upside down?

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