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Friday, April 1, 2011

Close Encounters of the Beige Kind: Here Is Your Actual Wacky April Fool's Post, Courtesy of the RTC

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Just when we thought that the requisite April Fool's Day wackiness would pass Reston by this year, our BFFs at the Reston Town Center shared this highly credible photo of an alien sighting somewhere in the fake downtown gritty urban core, which we had a leading UFO and MS Paint expert verify and annotate so the average lay person can better understand the importance of this monumental sighting, har har.

On the other hand, if this isn't a joke, then someone should point E.T. towards Jacksons, where he'd blend right in so long as he's got a smartphone in one hand and a midscale beer in the other, the end.


  1. Hmmm.... seems eerily familiar to the alien in Signs.

  2. Actually, what the alien should be frightened of is the fact that it (or one of its homonid BFFs) violated Reston Town Center's photography policy. Set your phasers to "mall security!"

  3. That so-called alien kind of looks like President Obama. Maybe the Teahadists are correct. Maybe Obama isn't an American Citizen.

    Show us the Birth Certificate!


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