Flashbacks:
The RNGC Caddyshackpocalypse
Bollards!
Acting on a confidential tip from a neighbor, our Facebook BFFs at the Reston Association had their high-powered cameras pointed at the moon last night. Having struck fear into the hearts of the Moon Men with a pointed letter from the DRB, Restonians everywhere awoke this morning to see the moon restored to its original cluster-approved color palette, allowing covenants staff to return to more earthly matters.
Blue Moon, I saw you standing alone, without a care in my heart, without a love of my own.
ReplyDeleteBlue Moon, my neighbor called in your hue, you know what I now must do, gotta stay with a mauve that is true.
With apologies to the great Dean Martin,
ReplyDelete"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore..."
OR, that's tonight's all-you-can-eat special at The Macaroni Grill!