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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, The World's First Lunar DRB Violation

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Acting on a confidential tip from a neighbor, our Facebook BFFs at the Reston Association had their high-powered cameras pointed at the moon last night. Having struck fear into the hearts of the Moon Men with a pointed letter from the DRB, Restonians everywhere awoke this morning to see the moon restored to its original cluster-approved color palette, allowing covenants staff to return to more earthly matters.


  1. Blue Moon, I saw you standing alone, without a care in my heart, without a love of my own.

    Blue Moon, my neighbor called in your hue, you know what I now must do, gotta stay with a mauve that is true.

  2. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonDecember 21, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    With apologies to the great Dean Martin,

    "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore..."

    OR, that's tonight's all-you-can-eat special at The Macaroni Grill!


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