We might have to get one of those "cell telephones" everyone's talking about, because the Twitters are just scorching the airwaves with potentially cancer-causing 160-character transmissions about our beloved planned real estate development. Some of our favorites from the past week:
Someone finally got with the program. Resistance is futile, you know.
Waiting in line for swine flu shots can be frustrating, but it allows time for a refresher of basic math skills.
Another celebrity sighting! Reston's becoming the East Coast mecca for
right-wing actors and
asparagus-loving rockers.
Good question! Maybe we'll see a press release about this in a week or never.
We know
someone who's qualified on all fronts.
Sounds like someone who has one of those fancy "jobs" we keep hearing about.
Our BFFs at scrapeware site Reston.com are feeling the love from the local media.
A play group? It's always nice to set up a time for the kids to get together and OH MY GOD THE ICON IT BURNS
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