Two Years of Mauve: Happy Blogiversary to Us

It's hard to believe looking at our most recent property tax assessment, but it's been two years since we started this filthy "web-log" with a humble poem. Too bad there's been nothing to write about since, like Bratz dolls, or various and sundry tree-fellings, or uncontroversial building projects, or filing cabinets, or the smokin' hot singles scene, or even the random radioactive roadway.

As we hope to continue to do until the RA's new communications advisory committee tracks us down for a rigorous bout of waterboarding and/or spellchecking, here's our annual list of hilarious search terms that brought people to this filthy "web log."

• Is there a mayor in reston
  
• fairfax animal warden is a jerk
  
• how do you like living in south reston?
  
• how to fix a bratz doll's head
  
• macaroni grill peeping tom

Okay... that's just gross. Moving on!

• exploding arrow tips
  
• lemonade in Reston, Virginia
  
• Macaroni Grill robbed
  
• Southgate Reston ghetto
  
• Reston Times indecent
  
• Drive down the nuisance of US here in Venice
  
• Snobby North Reston
  
• Ghosts Hunters Woods
  
• who was sitting in the next room behind the lamp when larry king was at graceland

Something tells us that last person didn't find what he was looking for.