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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Two Years of Mauve: Happy Blogiversary to Us

hbdReston.jpgIt's hard to believe looking at our most recent property tax assessment, but it's been two years since we started this filthy "web-log" with a humble poem. Too bad there's been nothing to write about since, like Bratz dolls, or various and sundry tree-fellings, or uncontroversial building projects, or filing cabinets, or the smokin' hot singles scene, or even the random radioactive roadway.

As we hope to continue to do until the RA's new communications advisory committee tracks us down for a rigorous bout of waterboarding and/or spellchecking, here's our annual list of hilarious search terms that brought people to this filthy "web log."

  • Is there a mayor in reston
  • fairfax animal warden is a jerk
  • how do you like living in south reston?
  • how to fix a bratz doll's head
  • macaroni grill peeping tom
Okay... that's just gross. Moving on!
  • exploding arrow tips
  • lemonade in Reston, Virginia
  • Macaroni Grill robbed
  • Southgate Reston ghetto
  • Reston Times indecent
  • Drive down the nuisance of US here in Venice
  • Snobby North Reston
  • Ghosts Hunters Woods
  • who was sitting in the next room behind the lamp when larry king was at graceland

Something tells us that last person didn't find what he was looking for.

6 comments:

  1. Congratulations Restonian... job well done... :O)

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  2. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonAugust 13, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Keep comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable.

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  3. That last search begs for an answer: Who WAS sitting in the next room behind the lamp when larry king was at graceland?

    Turns out it was one Elvis Aaron Presley!
    http://www.elvisinfonet.com/conspiracy_Priscilla_LarryKing.html

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  4. Keep up the good work!

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  5. The bigger question is, how does a Bratz doll head get broken?

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  6. The Convict in the South Reston GulagAugust 17, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Happy BDay!

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