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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

This and That: A Random Stroll Through Reston News

  • 27-year old Brian Chae Gun of Reston was killed in an automobile crash in Prince William County early Sunday morning. Two other unidentified Reston residents, one 31, the other 26, were also in the car.

  • When they're not busy robbing banks or holding up little old ladies or parents with toddlers, Reston's criminal element has settled for stealing GPS units -- nearly 60 in January alone. Turn left and put on the ski mask before exiting the car.

  • While we were all enjoying salted snack products and watching the Superbowl, Reston-based Kore Telematics was tracking the cars used to shuttle around players and other VIPs.

  • Now at least five workers in the Philippines has been infected with the Reston Ebola virus. We're all doomed, the end.

1 comment:

  1. "Reston's criminal element has settled for stealing GPS units -- nearly 60 in January alone."

    That didn't say there were 60 GPS units stolen. It says there were 60 *larcenies* in the first two weeks of January. Now if it said they were GPS-related larcenies, then your commentary would be correct.

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