Reston's Third Day of Christmas: The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Ebola Reston, the horribly infectious disease so nice they named it after a planned real estate development, has now been officially confirmed in pigs in the Philippines. (Incidentally, be sure to click through to the article to see the picture of the guy running what's called a "pig coupling service" -- a business we're reasonably sure you can't find at the Reston Town Center unless Accenture decides to enter that lucrative consulting market, and happy holidays, etc., the end.)