Lake Anne Rebranding: Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter, or at Least the Fountain

The perennial rebranding of Lake Anne Village Center got a little more, um, titillating this week when our BFFs at Reston Now pointed out that the current logo is a tad, ah, "suggestive." Give us some good PG-13 blockquote, BFFs at Reston Now:

The current Lake Anne logo has a somewhat retro feel — though the “A” part of the symbol, intended to evoke the fountain in the middle of the lake, did draw some Freudian sniggers on the social media site BlueSky.

You mean the Children's Fountain? Sure, RN, blame it on the sickos on BlueSky, and not your own fevered imaginations.

Because Restonian is always On Your Side, we walked over to the Plaza to see just how suggestive things are, and despite some extremely tame unpleasantness that riled people up nearly 15 years back, we can report there's simply nothing to see here these days, nosiree! Nothing at all, even when you go out back and -- oh, wait:

Computer, ENHANCE:

As noted planned community enthusiast Sigmund Freud once famously wrote, sometimes a flagrant DRB violation is just a flagrant DRB violation, the end.