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Friday, May 31, 2024

Let's Go Reston!

Based on this blurry cellular telephone photograph shared by a Confidential Restonian Operative this morning, our fellow Restonians are, as one might expect of residents of a community with covenants governing everything from trim color to decorative stone, big fans of jurisprudence. Either that, or there's a NASCAR race scheduled for the Toll Road this weekend (not that you'd notice the difference, the end). 

3 comments:

  1. I really love that people in VA pay for “Don’t Tread On Me” plates which gives the government $, so they don’t tread on the person. Irony isn’t a strong suit for you?

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  2. Who the hell is Brandon?

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  3. Reston elite feds. Abort while you can.

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