The Truth is Out There: Mysterious Balloon Spotted Over Reston

Well, if this isn't exciting. Over on Our Next Door Neighbor Dot Com, instead of the usual questions about the helicopter circling overhead or "suspicious" people... wedunno, existing, we have a legitimate mystery in the skies!

"LOL" indeed. We are literally laughing out loud.

COMPUTER... ENHANCE.

Something tells us this is less a geopolitical incident and more an outdoor birthday party gone terribly wrong. Although it's possible the folks at Harry S. Teeter decided to load up a balloon with sophisticated spy equipment and float it over the competition to see how much raw fish is being deployed in the sushi station, the end.