A Different Kind of Reston Row, Illustrated

 

Ah, just a beautiful fall day in Reston, with our favorite parallelogram isosceles trapezoid balefully standing watch over a bunch of new home signs and the giant gaping void that will soon be home to a four-star hotel. Been there, done that. But wait, what's that we see in the reflection of the Sleestak mud pit?

Computer, enhance:

That's right. Where level G93 of the future woonerf-free parking garage will someday be is a giant gathering of porta-potties, huddled together for shelter. Definitely more gritty and urbane than videos of sharks, and it brings a whole new meaning to "Reston Row," the end.