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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Reston Town Center Demonstrates Traffic Management, PR Skills For Which It Is Deservedly Famous

Even as its owner plans to expand our fake downtown gritty urban core to reach the future Metro station, Reston Town Center continues to demonstrate its expertise in two areas for which it has become deservedly famous: traffic management and public relations.

When the Action McNews On Your Side Working For You Keeping 'Em Honest Investigation Team came to RTC to do an EXPLOSIVE INVESTIGATION on stop signs blocked by festive hanging flowerpots, they were immediately stopped by the Director of First Impressions, as RTC security has been wont to do for years. Check out this BOMBSHELL VIDEO:

Mad props, as the kids haven't said in years, for the Action McNews reporter calling RTC security "mall security."

Fortunately for all involved, the flowerpots were removed almost as quickly as the offending Action McNews reporter and his camera. No truth to the rumor that RTC will now put a bucket of flags on each stop sign for pedestrians to wave down cars as they cross the street. Hahahaha, that would just be crazy, the end.


  1. Baghdad Bob of the Fallston GroupAugust 23, 2018 at 2:33 PM

    Lying infidel! There is total freedom of the press at Reston Town Center! And no hanging flowerpots to block signs!

  2. The bastids had the on-street parking signs covered as well. Good work Action McNews!

  3. I chose the blue pillAugust 25, 2018 at 12:27 PM

    I just moved from LA into a high rise in RTC and am offended by these references to mall cops. RTC is not a shopping mall, it is The Matrix. You all need to stop resisting and take the blue pill. Boston Properties should have their security personnel wear black suits with sunglasses and earpieces to eliminate any confusion.


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