You may have woken up to a scene like this this morning and wondered why Fairfax County Schools decided to open on time, in the face of
all reason an apparent mini-blizzard. What you, silly rabbit, couldn't possibly understand is that the school system has an incredibly sophisticated decision-making process, informed by state of the art monitoring systems that allow them to track current weather conditions even before they happen! At great personal expense, we've managed to access the official FCPS webcam feed of Lake Anne this morning.
See? Totally fine. Now stop whining and make sure the kids wear sunscreen before you trundle them out to the bus stop, the end.
Update: Twitter hashtag #closeFCPS is now trending worldwide. Our favorite entry to date:
But do you really want them to close schools early? Then we have to go back out in this mess, the end.
One more from South Lakes HS: