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Friday, May 30, 2014

The Truth Is Out There... At the North Point Giant

A Confidential Restonian Operative sent us this very exciting photo taken at the North Point Shopping Center, where some Right-Thinking Americans in their "Government Transparency Intelligence Task Force" RV apparently descended on our favorite ultra top secret nexus of the military-grocery complex for a sale on Mr. Pibb, whose cash receipts are obviously injected into the fraudulent banking system overseen by the diabolical Federal Reserve, and demanding the Truth about exactly what those little handheld scanners are really reading (spoiler alert: your thoughts). We're through the looking glass!

No word yet on how Occupy Sweet Frog is going, the end.


  1. And this is the weekend that there's a massive police "drill" being conducted just down the road at the Wiehle Metro station. COINCIDENCE?

    Yes, probably.

  2. We are legion
    Expect Dim Sum

  3. So that's who cleaned out all of the Reynolds Wrap from Giants.

  4. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonMay 30, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    But if their Snowdenmobile is all for transparency, how come its windows appear tinted?

  5. I, for one, welcome our new Teal Clipart Overlords.

  6. I'm guessing that our oppressive government overlords probably don't need an extensive global network of satellites, supplemented by drones and the bulk collection and analysis of email and cellphone communication, to see that monstrosity lumbering down I-66.


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