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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Snowpocalypse Now: Continuing Team Hysteria Coverage

Wow, North Shore Drive sure looks busy. This exciting photo may not have been taken in Reston, but we don't know for sure because snow drifts have blown up to shin-level and we can't push the front door open and we're down to less than a quarter gallon of milk and we don't even want to think about the toilet paper situation in the half-bathroom and our favorite judge teevee shows have been preempted by "continuing team coverage" featuring reporters standing in the middle of busy streets, like idiots, and the kids are getting squirrelly, even though they've all got, whazzitcalled, iPods and Wiis and whatnot, and when we do get a moment of silence, we think we hear wolves howling in the distance.

We think the wolves are getting closer.

Um, we guess schools are closed? And maybe Starbucks?

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