Our BFFs at Patch ran this map using U.S. Census Data showing where Reston's divorced men live, and boy, is it a pile of Sad. Unlike our (apparently) committed friends in "Great" Falls and the McMansion-studded far north of Reston, we're all apparently a bunch of dysfunctional, broken people you'd be just as likely to find on the pages of a Jonathan Franzen novel as in one of our midscale chain restaurants.
But let's take a look at that one (relatively) divorce-free patch in the center of the map. What can we learn from it?
Apparently we should all spend more time on the links, the end.