The Reston Association is hiring a covenants advisor. Which is great -- we could make all kinds of jokes about folks crawling around in the woods to get a furtive glimpse of some verboten red mulch in the back yard, but we actually had good experiences with a sympathetic and thoughtful covenants advisor when we
added the 25-foot-tall blinking neon WEB LOGS WE MAKE THE WORLD TAKES sign to Restonian World Headquarters had questions about some obscure external lighting rules. Having said that, though, maybe they shouldn't illustrate the job with a picture like this:
Okay, we'll start: "I can see a Russian-style bureaucracy from my house!"