By some accounts, more than 200
people consumers lined up at Reston Town Center this morning for the release of yet another life-changing magical device. As a shareholder of Apple -- whose stock has done slightly better of late than the much-anticipated IPO of Restonian Amalgated Web Logs and Extruded Pork Products Ltd. (NASDAQ: MAUVE) -- we salute you!
Haters gonna hate. Consumers gonna consume.
The scene at around 2 a.m., according to this Instagrammer. The low-fi Instagram filters give this the look of a Hopper painting; let's call it Nightgeeks.
Finally, the acolytes prepare to open the temple doors so the teeming masses can enter. Excelsior!
And here's what they've all been waiting for: