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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

This Week in Crime: Don't Look, Ethyl!

It's been a while since we've delved into the county's weekly chronicles of stolen towels sad petty crime in our earth-toned community, but one nugget this week caught our attention.

Seems that at around 5 pm on July 8 in an otherwise calm neighborhood in South Reston, a gentleman was reported to be "walking through the neighborhood naked." Concerned residents called the police, and said gentleman "left in a vehicle" (presumably one without black vinyl seats, given the heat and his lack of clothing). Police set off in pursuit, and ultimately Got Their Man. The 44-year-old Reston resident was charged with indecent exposure, speed to elude, and disregarding a red light.

It would be Wrong to point out that this happened on Shadbush Court, wouldn't it?

Here's the main reason we posted this week-old story ActionMcNews coverage:


Boogity, boogity, indeed.

7 comments:

  1. Obviously, this is yet another case of a Penn State graduate ex-Catholic priest streaking late to his son's Boy Scouts meeting.

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  2. Only in south Reston.

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  3. Reminds me of a chapter in that 1970's nugget "Naked Came the Stranger."

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  4. Finally, Reston gets a non-homicidal nudist!

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  5. Peasant From Less Sought After South RestonJuly 18, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    Anon 3:54 - Actually, who's to say he's not a time traveller from that Green Forest Club nood-ist colony of 1933?

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  6. Forget the Bunny Man -- a naked time traveler from the 1930s is something to really get scared about!

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  7. Damit, you idiots. That was Kyle Reese who warped in to save me, my unborn son and all of humanity.

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