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Even in the dead of winter, dulcet-toned Andy Sigle rocks the business casual look as he introduces this, the February edition of Reston Today. But no time for idle chit-chat, it's on to the news!

We soon learn how a grant from the US Tennis Association is converting the tennis courts on North Shore Drive to six "right-sized" courts for children 10 and under, complete with stadium seating for all the helicopter parents. Then we see this:

Looks like the RA has found a way to make indoor tennis happen after all!

Then we get some swirling, bollardy CAD drawings of the soon-to-be renovated Dogwood Pool. The 33-year-old pool should be ready just in time for summer -- a delay after the initial plans were right-sized for budget reasons. And finally, we learn about the annual Newcomers Night on March 29, where "door prizes will be awarded." Sweet!

And with that, another 4 minutes and 49 seconds are irrevocably gone, time that could have otherwise been spent with loved ones as we move inexorably onward, towards the lonely fate that awaits us all. Happy Valentines Day!