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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Need a Quick $100? Can't Sing? Has Craigslist Got a Gig For You!

heart.telegram.jpgFor once, the craigslists has a Reston listing that doesn't involve swapping sexual favors for used furniture:

I am willing to pay $100 cash (must come to Tysons corner to collect) to anyone (or any group of people) who would deliver a loud ridiculous singing telegram (preferably in costume... the more ridiculous the better) to my girlfriend (who is at home right now in her apartment in Reston). I will write what you sing (it probably won't rhyme). It was her birthday yesterday... and I kinda missed it. I knew it was coming... she already got a significant birthday gift last month, but I'm pretty sure she was expecting another gift and I was empty handed. You can sing it to any tune you desire. Please email me, selling your abilities to accomplish this task (video or audio preferred).

1 comment:

  1. The Convict in the GulagJanuary 28, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Hey, why are you raining on my party? I have an empty room that I need to furnish.

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