Black Friday, Reston Style (CW: Inappropriate Socks and Mistimed Holiday Decorations)

The holidays are fast approaching, so it's time to get into the spirit of the season and go to the place where we can be the very best versions of our Live, Work, Play selves: social media.

First. it's off to Meta Dot Com for this helpful Black Friday shopping tip!

Who doesn't love socks as a stocking stuffer?

Next, it's off to Why Is The Helicopter Over My Neighborhood and Who Are Those Kids Walking Down The Street Next Door Neighbor Dot Com:

Okay, that's fun! But it's also mid-November, and it's Next Door Neighbor Dot Com, meaning that nothing can be agreed upon (except maybe for those gunshots everyone definitely just heard), and someone has Thoughts:

Something's scary out there, and it's not the store displays or car decorations, the end.