Not-So-Breaking News: Apple Store, Smugness Coming to Reston Town Center

Yes, it's true. Just like we told you nearly two months ago. So break out the black mock turtleneck -- you did buy one from Eddie Bauer before they went out of business, right? -- and get ready to celebrate!

All we know is that with Apple "geniuses" soon to infiltrate Reston Town Center, we're already feeling a whole lot smarter. Maybe they'll join forces with their neighbors at Google and get into a screaming match with the Microsoft employees down the street. Nerd fight!