
Good morning, Comrades! Did you enjoy your morning coffee whilst staring outside at the
yard "common area" through your appropriately toned window treatments? Then do your civic duty and vote in the
unopposed Reston Association Board elections before today's 5pm deadline! If we don't get
99.9 percent participation the required 10 percent quorum,
the capitalist oppressors Sterling wins!
Seriously, let's do this. We'd hate to see our annual assessment
go up yet again because they wind up having to redo this whole election thing and shovel more money to the "counting agents," whoever they are.
Information on how to vote "on-line"
here. If you feel the need to be informed, like an actual voter, here are the
official candidate statements, also
in handy video form.
Translation:
ReplyDeleteFor the Motherland
For Stalin
For Peace/World
For Communism
Dobropozhaluvat na Narodnuyu Respubliku Restona
(Welcome to the People's Republic of Reston)