Thursday, April 9, 2026

Casinopocalypse Later: Spanberger Vetoes Bill, Used Car Lot Casino Off the Table For Now

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V. v. sad news for the people who find their living rooms too devoid of cigarette smoke and sadness to gamble on their phones and the develo...
Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Call Me Loudounian

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The rumors are true. After nearly two decades covering Reston like invasive English ivy, we’ve decided to move on to brighter, beiger pastur...
Monday, March 2, 2026

You've Got Fail: AOL Lays Off People in Reston; Unclear If They Were Aware AOL Still Existed

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Shocking news from the Internets today, where we learned that AOL plans to lay off 108 employees at its Reston office . Even more shockingly...
Friday, February 27, 2026

Always Bet on Mauve: Casinopocalypse Bill Heads to Full Virginia House, Reston 'In Play' (Updated)

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Happy Friday News Dump, to all those who celebrate! Our BFFs at the Reston Association opted to send an update on the state of legislative ...
Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Will the American Dream (Way) Remain Reston's First Gated Community? We Don't Know, But It Gave Us The Chance to Use A Decade-Old Meme

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  Hey, remember that time when a developer was going to build a mixed-use townhouse community on the site of the former Fannie Mae campus o...
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Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Mauve Alert: The Sassy Chatbot Pretty Much Nailed It

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For reasons known only to The Pantopticon, this question and answer were served up unbidden by the AI powering the Facebooks following a rec...
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Thursday, February 12, 2026

Casinopocalypse Soon, Maybe: New Bill Could Move Casino Out of Tysons to Another Place With a Bunch of Boxy Buildings (Hint: Here)

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Hey, remember that time there was a big push in the Virginia legislature to build a fancypants national security honeytrap casino in Fairfa...